I have gone through and deleted all my old blog posts. "Why," you ask. Well, simply put, it is in an effort to start-a-fresh. Less simply put, it is to upgrade my internet image to something more reflective of who I currently am and what I am currently trying to do. And, mainly, because, as I jump through the years like an aging kangaroo, my interests have somewhat changed. Well, maybe not, but I've become a tad more practical.
Let me explain it like this, I am currently making a life-altering pivot into stand-up comedy so that I can find the drive to do something that I love, again. I know that all six people who used to read my blog, would recall that, at an earlier point in time, I was a bad ass white rapper who spit dope flows, fo' hoes, while sippin' 4-0's, in 4-doors (pronounced: fo'-ohs, in fo' doze). Unfortunately, there was another white rapper (whose name I won't state, but it rhymes with Snacklesmore), who is my exact same age, from my exact same city, who put an additional four years into his craft and has now landed himself a large sum of fans and money... And, this is only unfortunate for myself having given up midway into a, likely, lucrative and prestigious hip-hoppin' career on a very local level. However, and this is where practicality comes in, as I have aged and become more comfortable in the suburbs where white people and Indian people (at least in Redmond, WA - the home of Microsoft) dwell, I have straightened out my hat bill, tightened up my jeans for the purpose of displaying a nicer cock-bulge, and am, now, trading out the mic that was once used for spittin' sickenin' rhymes for a less glamorous, but still ambitious, mic that serves no musical purpose but is stellar when used for telling edgy jokes about ass-pummeling midgets and things that are similar in nature. So, yeah, I moved to the burbs from the city and my voice now sounds more like a news broadcaster than Jay-Z's... But, that was just paving the way for something new. Something exciting. Because, fuck yeah, comedy may still be somewhat of a pipe dream, but definitely to a lesser degree than the pursuit of a hip hop career as an almost 30 year old white dude living in one of the most affluent suburbs of the USA.
So, welcome to the new blog associated with the website: http://theDaneDaniel.com.
Other domains that lead to my site are:
http://theHaHaClub.com
http://PooJokes.com
http://ComicComeup.com
http://OdorlessJokes.com.
Now, go do something with your genitals.
Sincerely,
Dane D.
